It is tragic that Anna Nicole Smith has passed away so young leaving behind an infant child and a grieving husband. Already, the media is drawing parallels between Anna and Marilyn Monroe but before this celebrity obsessed nation waxes nostalgic for a new idol to exalt on the altar of dead celebs let’s not forget, this was not Norma Jean.
I will guarantee before the day is out a small, conspiratorially obsessed, section of the blogosphere will call Ms. Smith’s death a homicide. I am not predicting this I am putting a grade A stamp of certainty on it!
I am certain either the some family member of the old geezer she was married to or the photographer baby's daddy guy will likely be in the cross hairs of tabloid junkies and conspiracy nuts from every corner of sensationalist street!
Why? Because some people just can’t make it through any celebrity death or media tragedy without attaching some wild eyed conspiracy theory to it. So, get ready, this will be the hottest tabloid fodder since the ghost of lady Diane spoke to Madonna in motel room after she had sex with an elderly Elvis.
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