Saturday, January 27, 2007

Sylvia Browne---Psychic Victimizer----Wrong!


As the terrible crimes of Michael Devlin flood the media and the horrors those two young boys endured come to light one issue has all but disappeared thanks to the inherent idiocy of the masses. The phony and I say with a LOUD voice PHONY predictions of Sylvia Browne.
Even at the height of the psychic craze, during the heyday of John Edwards, this lady was an obvious and transparent fake. Yet, year after year, the talk show goons, Montel Williams and Larry King to name a couple, have give this fraud a place to ply her wares with impunity, often defending this charlatan from potential debunkers and skeptics.
With the horrible predictions, she made in the Hornbeck case turning out to be false I predict Sylvia Browne will be the subject of a lawsuit. At least I hope so! It is amazing that the FTC or Justice Department does not investigate the claims of people like this. They are predators of the worst sort jumping in during tragedies with a bunch of ill begotten vagaries. That in the instance of Shawn Hornbeck Case could have resulted in people, mostly misguided believers, looking in the wrong direction due to her phony predictions.
Sylvia Browne, who is not affiliated with any law enforcement agency to my knowledge, essentially gave her ‘profile’ of the man who she claimed ‘killed’ Hornbeck who was found several days later in the home of alleged (obvious) child molester Michael Devlin.
Why has no one brought up fraud charges on this woman? Why has her website not been closed? Most of all why are people still buying her crap?
With any luck, this woke up a good segment of believers to the realities of psychics, especially those who claim to have ‘special’ powers.

A miracle study revealed!



This may come as a shock to many of you that surf the web but there is a life outside of celebrity worship. Are any of you aware the U.S. is involved in two wars? Are any of you paying attention? Or are most of you too worried about the celebrity bottom feeder Paris Hilton to notice that the U.S. is on the verge of yet a third armed conflict.
What is the obsession with this twit anyway? She is boring and infantile. Too stupid to live really. But hey I ain’t here to judge, I just calls ‘em like I sees ‘em! Not to mention the woman is so ugly she’d make a freight train take a dirt road! What is it going to take for the majority of you out there to pull your heads out of your cyber-asses and pay attention to something other than Lindsay Lohan’s pathetic tussle with the ‘drank' and Ms. Hilton's seeming inability to wear panties.
I have a prediction that will possibly piss a great many people off but here it goes. I predict a major university will publish a study finding most people that surf the internet are *drum roll* morons. Do you really think that any of these celebrities give a shit about the causes they spout off about with nauseating regularity? Or more importantly, do you think they give two shit about us? And what makes their opinion so valuable? I met George Clooney on an elevator, he is a reasonably intelligent person, but he’s not one of the greatest minds of the twenty first century!
Have any of you people ever heard of Stephen Hawking other than his guest shots on the Simpsons and Futurama? He is a brilliant cosmologist and a man I admire more than any of the dipwads that flash across the covers of the tabloids.
I’m not saying you can’t keep track of Brittany Spears or Brad Pitt, just do it with some moderation. I have checked Yahoo’s top searches for today: Paris Hilton was numero uno! What the hell people? Are you just that dumb?
Save yourselves from the ambiguity of idiocy before it is too late! Read a Goddamned book other than ‘ten ways to make your man hot!’

Slow Week!


This week in predictions has been slow. I have thought about how I would like to focus my energy. Politics and world events kept popping up. So, I have a new prediction. One so dire many will call me mad others will say no shit, Chewbacca. I see war with Iran beginning in the next three months, probably sometime in April when the last of the carrier groups are in place in the Persian Gulf.
The scenario will start something like this, intelligence will trickle out to the press that Iran has struck a deal with the proverbial devil, North Korea, and that they are closer to the bomb than once believed. A terrorist attack in Europe or perhaps the U.S. will divert our attention for a moment and as the hours and days after the attack pass, it will be discovered that Iran was behind the attack.
The White House will use this information to justify the unilateral move to attack Iran and within days of this Gulf of Tonkin like ruse America will be fighting a war on three fronts. Here is where things get murky, will the U.S. win? Will the terrorists in the U.S. hit us with backpack nukes? No way to see. Let’s hope not!

Sunday, January 21, 2007

Indonesian Earthquake!


You heard it here first folks! Today Indonesia experienced a 7.2 quake as I predicted a week earlier. Fasten your seatbelts, within the next three months, I believe the U.S. will experience a 5 or greater magnitude quake.
What do I base this on? Nothing! It is just an educated guess.