This may come as a shock to many of you that surf the web but there is a life outside of celebrity worship. Are any of you aware the U.S. is involved in two wars? Are any of you paying attention? Or are most of you too worried about the celebrity bottom feeder Paris Hilton to notice that the U.S. is on the verge of yet a third armed conflict.
What is the obsession with this twit anyway? She is boring and infantile. Too stupid to live really. But hey I ain’t here to judge, I just calls ‘em like I sees ‘em! Not to mention the woman is so ugly she’d make a freight train take a dirt road! What is it going to take for the majority of you out there to pull your heads out of your cyber-asses and pay attention to something other than Lindsay Lohan’s pathetic tussle with the ‘drank' and Ms. Hilton's seeming inability to wear panties.
I have a prediction that will possibly piss a great many people off but here it goes. I predict a major university will publish a study finding most people that surf the internet are *drum roll* morons. Do you really think that any of these celebrities give a shit about the causes they spout off about with nauseating regularity? Or more importantly, do you think they give two shit about us? And what makes their opinion so valuable? I met George Clooney on an elevator, he is a reasonably intelligent person, but he’s not one of the greatest minds of the twenty first century!
Have any of you people ever heard of Stephen Hawking other than his guest shots on the Simpsons and Futurama? He is a brilliant cosmologist and a man I admire more than any of the dipwads that flash across the covers of the tabloids.
I’m not saying you can’t keep track of Brittany Spears or Brad Pitt, just do it with some moderation. I have checked Yahoo’s top searches for today: Paris Hilton was numero uno! What the hell people? Are you just that dumb?
Save yourselves from the ambiguity of idiocy before it is too late! Read a Goddamned book other than ‘ten ways to make your man hot!’
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