Thursday, March 1, 2007

Paris Hilton Career To Tank!


With the recent announcement of the AP’s attempt to keep Paris Hilton out of the media for every little inane piece of salacious nonsense that occurs in her over privileged life, I predict Paris Hilton will realize this year that she is in fact a huge moron! This will at first be a shock to the airhead of the millennia but eventually she will accept this and move out to a trailer in Jersey with a trucker named Burt.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I feel bad for Burt. I hope he can score enough Valtrex from the clinic. Hopefully, that is part of his end of the world supply in his safe.

Bloody Whore said...

Let us Hope, Burt will sacrifice himself for the sanity of the world. He's a SAINT!!!

Anonymous said...

I think Paris Hilton has just been a victim of the media, there are lots of teens out there that behave worse than her yet no one is noticing it because they are not known or they are not being publicized.

Yuri Romanov said...

I thought this site is about psychic readings, didn't quite expect to see some Paris Hilton stuff. Anyway, great post. ;)

Anonymous said...

Sometimes cynical is good. Keep an eye on the positive side though.

Maybe PARIS needs a psychic reading, to get sense in her life.