Media Quiz! How sharp are you?

Questions 1-5:

Is the US at war with Iran or Iraq?

Who is the Secretary of Defense for the US?

Is Condoleezza Rice a spicy Mexican dish or Secretary of State?

How long has it been since the US hanged Osama Bin Laden in Iraq?

Is a bunker buster a type of bomb or a two fat people having sex on the top of a bunk bed?

Questions 6-10:

Name two of the three idiots claiming to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby’s daddy?

Who is the moron that was married to Britney Spears?

Name two celebs that have been photographed without panties.

What did Brad and Angelina name their baby?

Who is Jennifer Aniston dating?

Complete the quiz. Then check your answers below.

Questions 1-5:

Iraq

Robert Gates

Secretary of State for George W. Bush

We did not hang Bin Laden. The Iraqis hanged Hussein.

It is a bomb, although this is a trick question since both answers are correct.

Questions 6-10:

Baron Von Creepy, some photographer with bad hair, and the lawyer with the same name as a famous DJ!

Getfed, Inbred, something like that, who cares?

Skinny and trashy, scrawny and trashy, and just plain trashy. (aka Paris, Lindsey, and Britney)

Rhymes with Silo

Don’t know but he is a lucky man!

Now, for your score.

Questions 1-5

Number correct:

1-you have glanced at the cover of a ‘real’ newspaper!

2-you’ve surfed onto the NY Times thinking it was a porn site.

3-Okay, so you read the back page of CNN’s website.

4-You actually are concerned but you are easily distracted.

5- Either you cheated or NPR is your favorite radio station!

Questions 6-10:

If you got any of these right, either you are 12 or you need to get a life!