Please answer the following questions to determine if you are psychic:
Do you hear or see things other people do not?
Do you feel that your thoughts are racing?
Do you often feel as though you are different and people just don’t get you or they are trying to persecute you?
Do you believe you have some sort of special power that separates you from everyone else?
Have you:
Ever spoken with Elvis?
Been abducted by a UFO?
Seen Bigfoot?
Spoken to fairies, elves, or trolls?
Believe you are a Jedi?
If you answered yes to any of the first four, well, listen up! I took those from diagnostic criteria from a psychiatric manual so you should seek help from a mental health professional! If you answered yes to the bottom five, you are a loony or you need to move out of your mom’s basement and get a girlfriend. Newsflash!------Star Trek is a TV show!
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