1. Put up some blog entry with inane tags such as ‘how to increase you blog traffic!’ or ‘ten ways to a better love life!’
2. Start yet another blog about SEO! Yes, we need another blog like this like we need more lawyers!
3. Right brainless articles about being a millionaire visa via your blog!
4. Pray to the Google god and don’t get angry when the adsense demons accuse you of cheating them!
5. Stay on the Internet night and day. I mean start to wear depends so you do not need to get up for the ‘turlet’.
6. Buy expensive, useless software that will do nothing but throw out a bunch of overused keywords to direct people to your site.
7. Go on to other peoples blogs and post comments making sure to leave your blog address at the bottom of each post like some desperate guy at a pick up bar that jots his phone number on every cocktail napkin he touches.
8. Harass and threaten friends and neighbors, threatening to call or drop by unexpectedly if they do not visit your blog.
9. Hack into Google, Yahoo, and MSN and make your blog appear number one on every search all the time!
10. Use Ping-O-Matic every five minutes!
11. E-mail news outlets and see if you can dupe them into giving out your blog address on their program.
12. One word….”SPAM!”
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