Saturday, February 17, 2007

Attention Whore Britney Spears Shaves Head!


It seems Britney has decided to chop off her dishwater blond, white trash mop in favor of the GI Jane look. Did anyone tell her that Sinead O’Connor already tried this one---and that she looked a damn sight better with her head shaved?
See, this is the price of celebrity. You get so bored that you have to do more and more insane things in order to garner the attention of the press because at the end of the day that is all you really have is the attention of the press.
I predict her next album will be some deep introspective bunch of BS that is a rip off of Alanis Morissette’s journey from teeny bopper to real singer, which was a rip off of Madonna who ripped off someone to old for me to remember. Can anyone be original anymore?

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