Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Tyra BanksTanks Paris Obssesion!



Yet another f****ing Hilton prediction. Oh, whatever being controls the universe please knock this bland ninny down a notch on the Yahoo popular searches! So, what is the prediction? I predict that Tyra Banks will pass Paris as the most talked about celeb in ’07.
Why? Because, she is a healthy looking, attractive woman with a reasonable amount of intelligence, a proverbial breath of fresh air in a world obsessed with size 00 beanpoles. Me, I think Tyra is SEXY as hell! Especially, since she has gotten a little thick. It looks natural, womanly, unlike the 90lbs wonders who are overexposed on every TV, internet, print, and multimedia outlet on the planet.
Truth is most men want to see a curvy, voluptuous gals, it is just that all the advertisers have made us guilty for feeling attracted to someone who does not look 12. Advertising is perverting the female form so that women feel like they have to look and dress like their teenage daughters (ex that vapid cereal commercial were the mom obsesses over getting into her jeans from Woodstock).
I for one am glad my wife looks like she’s 30 (although she is a little older than that) and I like the fact she has a figure, it’s hot! It makes me want her that much more!
Men need to show some balls and let people know they like women with curves. I got the sack to say it! So, step you self effacing weenies and say: “I like a girl with some hips!”
Let’s keep our fingers crossed on this one!

3 comments:

Bloody Whore said...

It is nice to know some men think just like most of us women, it's sad how young girls get trapped in all this "skinny-skanky" net, let's hope for a good 2007 sans anorexic twins and bulimic whores...

Anonymous said...

I'd love to see a girl with a natural figure not feel subconscious because the Hollywood bimbos say she should.

Brunhilda said...

Word. And thanks for articulating that so well.