Paris Hilton's Star Becomes A Blackhole!

In a stunning upset to bored, pathetic people everywhere, it will be discovered in 2007 that Paris Hilton is in fact---really not that cool and definitely not hot. Now, here is a case of the media forcing a celebrity on the public. Five years ago, no one cared who this bimbo was. She was just some spoiled rich kid that the New York tabloids followed, a regional oddity, like a farmer with a three-eyed sheep.
Overnight, with the help of her family’s money and influence no doubt, this twit was catapulted to celebrity through a force fed media campaign that leaves the Bush press machine in awe. She has zero talent, zero personality, and is nothing special to look at. Moreover, she’s teaching our young girls to be self centered and vacuous. Want to turn back a hundred years of women’s rights? Put Paris in the vicinity. She is to feminism what a black hole is to light.
How this woman gets millions of hits a day on Yahoo can only be the result of a guerilla media campaign. No guy I know looks her up, because no guy I know finds her attractive, and no woman I know searches for her on the internet, for obvious reasons. So, who is looking at her? Well, you know my theory.
Therefore, my prediction for this nitwit is for her to enjoy her moment in the limelight because like a black hole, she will collapse in on herself and in another year will be just a punch line in a string of endless bad jokes. Adios, stick girl.