Based on the number of people searching Yahoo for the USGS I am going to make my earthquake prediction for the next three months. I predict an earthquake greater than a magnitude 6 in the next three months somewhere on the Pacific Rim. Furthermore, I am predicting a 7 or greater in the continental U.S.
Did God tell me this? Nope. Do I have some magical insight? Please, refer to my earlier posts. Do I know some hidden science? D in trigonometry and a C in calculus, so that one is out. I am playing the odds folks just like every shyster who claims to speak to the ‘spirits’ so they can separate your money from your wallet. (I just want you to click on my Google Ads!)
If you want actual reasonable earthquake predictions check out usgs.gov. However, if you are leaving San Francisco because some psychic said the big one was coming, do yourself a favor; stay there so you don’t infect the rest of the country with your idiocy.
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