Celebrity Prediction of the Day
For those of you unfamiliar with Goldie Hahn, she is a gorgeous geriatric who has done such great films as “Private Benjamin” and “Overboard’. Now, I have always had the hots for Goldie save for one flaw she has passed onto her cute kid Kate Hudson, if you don’t know who she is please refer to the photo. What is that unfortunate trait you might ask? I don’t want to be crude but it is her breasts, actually her lack thereof. The poor kid is as flat as a pizza box. Now, I’m sure I will draw fire from the feminist crowd for this prediction (or more appropriately termed suggestion) but I see a boob job in young Kate’s future, probably this year, maybe next.
I know, I know, scandalous, yet I see it in my mind’s eye, bubbly little Kate, who has a scrawny butt by the way, please reference the all fours scene in “You, Dupree”, and Me to see what I am talking about. I see, boobs, a nice B cup (she could not handle any more) rack complete with some fantastic cleavage to go with a nice, but somewhat too thin, body.
Now, this may offend some people and have others asking who the hell is this guy to make such a prediction (suggestion). Well, it is a free country and right behind nice round bubble butts, I like boobs! It’s true! I’m a cynic psychic not a eunuch. Boobs are awesome! Even on a tiny little thing like Ms. Hudson. So, let’s pray I got this one right.
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