Showing posts with label larry seidlin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label larry seidlin. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Judge To Become Spokesman For Hair Club!


In a move that will both shock and stun the media, Judge Larry Seidlin, the famed farcical judiciary in the Anna Nicole Smith, “Who’s your daddy?” case, will become a spokesman for Hair Club for men and will have his ass hair transplanted to his head!

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Judge Larry Seidlin Will Get His Own Show!


Judge Larry Seidlin, where do I start with this schmuck? He is rude, vapid, ignorant, and is frankly, a slouch. I thought Lance Ito from the OJ trial was a moron but this guy takes it to new heights. He yaks about his personal problems, makes snide comments, and in my humble opinion, is on a power trip that shows some serious shortcomings that seem to plague all of the US judiciary.
They somehow see themselves as God, exalted above all others, casting their stones from the mole hill of piety we all call the ‘bench’. And who suffers because of it? Well, the accused and the victims of crime, of course. With people like Seidlin on the bench who needs criminals?
Therefore, rubbing my crystal balls and staring into the ether of cynicism I see---I see---Judge Larry with one of those idiotic ‘Judge Judy” shows that the unemployed degenerates wait to see every afternoon. Stay tuned skeptics and satirist this is gonna be a bumpy ride!