With the recent announcement of the AP’s attempt to keep Paris Hilton out of the media for every little inane piece of salacious nonsense that occurs in her over privileged life, I predict Paris Hilton will realize this year that she is in fact a huge moron! This will at first be a shock to the airhead of the millennia but eventually she will accept this and move out to a trailer in Jersey with a trucker named Burt.
Thursday, March 1, 2007
Paris Hilton Career To Tank!
With the recent announcement of the AP’s attempt to keep Paris Hilton out of the media for every little inane piece of salacious nonsense that occurs in her over privileged life, I predict Paris Hilton will realize this year that she is in fact a huge moron! This will at first be a shock to the airhead of the millennia but eventually she will accept this and move out to a trailer in Jersey with a trucker named Burt.
Anna Nicole Funeral To Include Clowns!
Ah the Anna Nicole Saga continues. Why, oh why, do we give two tick terds about this woman’s funeral? She needs to be laid to rest (no pun intended). The insanity of talking about this woman’s “over the top” funeral just shows the media’s complete lack of empathy.
Moreover, I’ll bet a dollar to a donut that some f**king tabloid will get a picture of her in her coffin. We need to get a life---myself included. I am just feeding into the frenzy by writing blogs mocking the media frenzy around her death.
Moreover, I’ll bet a dollar to a donut that some f**king tabloid will get a picture of her in her coffin. We need to get a life---myself included. I am just feeding into the frenzy by writing blogs mocking the media frenzy around her death.
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
Judge To Become Spokesman For Hair Club!
Pelosi's Comments Bush's Thinking Impaired...No Sh**?
As Bush pushes his Iraqi plan into action, Nancy Pelosi stepped up to the plate and called Bush’s thinking “impaired” in an interview with Larry King on CNN. A gutsy if not all too well thought out statement. Impaired would imply that there was a reason for his lunacy, crack, psychiatric problems, alcohol, autoerotic asphyxiation.
However, as we watch Bush play gunboat diplomacy with Iran and shovel billions into the failed democracy in Iraq, we must ask, how is his thinking impaired? Obviously, the man has all of his faculties; he is not abusing substances, at least none that has been reported by any media sources. It could be argued Dub’ has a mental illness, of course, that could be said of every president since Washington.
Therefore, careful wording is in order. How about judgment “flawed”? Or better yet, judgment “undesirable”? Or even better, judgment “not conducive to order and logic”? If none of these work then how about our president is a “greedy little roly-poly” with no conviction about using US troops to fight a war for oil?
However, as we watch Bush play gunboat diplomacy with Iran and shovel billions into the failed democracy in Iraq, we must ask, how is his thinking impaired? Obviously, the man has all of his faculties; he is not abusing substances, at least none that has been reported by any media sources. It could be argued Dub’ has a mental illness, of course, that could be said of every president since Washington.
Therefore, careful wording is in order. How about judgment “flawed”? Or better yet, judgment “undesirable”? Or even better, judgment “not conducive to order and logic”? If none of these work then how about our president is a “greedy little roly-poly” with no conviction about using US troops to fight a war for oil?
Monday, February 26, 2007
Tomb of Jesus Discovered!
The discovery of the crypt of Jesus of Jerusalem has already started Biblical scholars talking. And of course, there will no doubt be attempts to both prove and disprove this tomb as the authentic tomb of Christ---or a descendent of Jesus.
Moreover, I predict this will be the beginning of a new fervor around the return of Jesus. In addition, some more fanatical Christian sect might try to get their hands on the remains in order to attempt to clone the corpse and thereby raise “Jesus” from the dead.
Sound too farfetched? Well, examine the history of some of the attempts by various sects to bring about Jesus’ return then ask that question again.
Thursday, February 22, 2007
Clinton and Obama To Fight Cage Match!
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Barack, I want you to hit me as hard as you can..."
Hillary and Barack are in a tiff this week over the ‘Tinsel Town Tussle’ and this has many pundits asking can either of these politicos make it to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. (Not that we need to worry since Dub’ will likely declare himself supreme dictator and disband the congress.) Yet no one in the media has asked the real pressing question---do we need ‘em? Do we need Giuliani, Romney, Brownbeck , or McCain?
If you exam this like a rational person and not some indoctrinated political pundit beholden to your party’s dogma the answer is obvious--- no. No, we do not need four years of another corrupt scumbag elitist with a corporate agenda. However, we do not need Unsafe at any speed Nader either; it just rhymes too much with Vader.
Therefore, I predict we will have four more years of shit no matter whom we elect and we deserve it. We are apathetic, even those of us that waste the timing voting. We know they will screw us but we campaign for them, elect them, and exalt them anyway.
So what is a person to do? Just bury your head in the sand and when November ’08 passes pull your head out and look at the face of your new leader---whoever it might be. Then bitch and complain like always then go back to your cubicle and play Warcraft and pretend to be working.
Jackie Hartman's Body May Have Been Found...
Must break Ms. Dubois pea picker that good old fashion hard police work led to the discovery of what is likely Jackie Hartman's body and not the ethereal nonsense.
May you rest and peace, Ms. Hartman. To the family of Ms. Hartman you have my deepest sympathies.
http://www.eastvalleytribune.com/story/84403
May you rest and peace, Ms. Hartman. To the family of Ms. Hartman you have my deepest sympathies.
http://www.eastvalleytribune.com/story/84403
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